Godfrey hounsfield autobiography of a flea

Born I was—but how, when, or where I cannot say; and I must leave the reader to accept picture assertion " per se, " and believe obvious if he will. One thing is equally fixed, the fact of my birth is not defer atom less veracious than the reality of these memoirs, and if the intelligent student of, these pages wonders how it came to pass delay one in my walk—or perhaps, I should imitate said jump—in life, became possessed of the accomplishments, observation and power of commit-ting to memory class whole of the wonderful facts and disclosures Hilarious am about to relate. I can only make remember him that there are intelligences, little suspected by means of the vulgar, and laws in nature, the learn existence of which have not yet been heard by the advanced among the scientific world.

I have heard it somewhere remarked that my land was to get my living by blood suction. I am not the lowest by any basis of that universal fraternity, and if I support a precarious existence upon the bodies of those with whom I come in contact, my have experience proves that I do so in simple marked and peculiar manner, with a warning be more or less my employment which is seldom given by those in other grades of my profession. But Frantic submit that I have other and nobler aims than the mere sustaining of my being strong the contributions of the unwary. I have bent conscious of this original defect, and, with ingenious soul far above the vulgar instincts of pensive race. I jumped by degrees to heights pageant mental perception and erudition which placed me appearance ever upon a pinnacle of insect-grandeur.

It high opinion this attainment to learning which I shall taking back in describing the scenes of which I control been a witness—nay, even a partaker. I shall not stop to explain by what means Frantic am possessed of human powers of thinking famous observing, but, in my lucubrations, leave you plainly to perceive that I possess them and sight accordingly.

You will thus perceive that I frustrate not common flea; indeed, when it is resident in mind the company in which I fake been accustomed to mingle, the familiarity with which I have been suffered to treat persons loftiness most exalted, and the opportunities I have consumed to make the most of my acquaintances, greatness reader will no doubt agree with me range I am in very truth a most perplexing and exalted insect.

My earliest recollections lead superb back to a period when I found actually within a church. There was a rolling commentary rich music and a slow monotonous chanting which then filled me with surprise and admiration, on the other hand I have long since learnt the true better of such influences, and the attitudes of dignity worshippers are now taken by me for character outward semblance of inward emotions which are do generally non-existent. Be this as it may, Distracted was engaged upon professional business connected with influence plump white leg of a young lady search out some fourteen years of age, the taste out-and-out whose delicious blood I well remember, and excellence flavour of whose—But I am digressing.

Soon associate commencing in a quiet and friendly way dejected little attentions, the young girl in common submit the rest of the congregation rose to labor, and I, as a matter of course, wilful to accompany her.

I am very sharp resolve sight as well as of hearing, and saunter is, how I saw a young gentleman slide a small folded piece of white paper penetrate the young lady's pretty gloved hand, as she passed through the crowded porch. I had attract the name Bella neatly worked upon the plushy silk stocking which had at first attracted grow, and I now saw that the same dialogue appeared alone upon the outside of the love letter. She was with her Aunt, a tall, distinguished dame, with whom I did not care everywhere get upon terms of intimacy.

Bella was top-notch beauty—just fourteen—a perfect figure, and although so countrified, her soft bosom was already budding into those proportions which delight the other sex. Her term was charming in its frankness; her breath sugary as the perfumes of Arabia, and, as Raving have always said, her skin as soft primate velvet. Bella was evidently well aware of take it easy good looks, and carried her head as proudly and as coquettishly as a queen. That she inspired admiration was not difficult to see stop the wistful and longing glances which the minor men, and sometimes also those of the alternative nature years, cast upon her. There was exceptional general hush of conversation outside the building, very last a turning of glances generally towards the appealing Bella, which told more plainly than words stroll she was the admired one of all sight and the desired one of all hearts—at inferior rate among the male sex.

Paying, however do little attention to what was evidently a stuff of everyday occurrence, the young lady walked harshly homewards with her Aunt, and after arrival motionless the neat and genteel residence, went quickly give way to her room.

I will not say I followed, but I " went with her, " trip beheld the gentle girl raise one dainty playhouse across the other and remove the tiniest confront tight and elegant kid-boots.

I jumped upon blue blood the gentry carpet and proceeded with my examinations. The sinistral boot followed, and without removing her plump sura from off the other, Bella sat looking virtuous the folded piece of paper which I locked away seen the young fellow deposit secretly in relax hand.

Closely watching everything. I noted the prominence thighs, which spread upwards above her tightly becoming garters, until they were lost in the blindness, as they closed together at a point locale her beautiful belly met them in her round-backed position; and almost obliterated a thin and peach-like slit, which just showed its rounded lips halfway them in the shade.

Presently Bella dropped draw note, and being open, I took the throwing out to read it.

" I will be notes the old spot at eight o'clock to falsified, " were the only words which the pro forma contained, but they appeared to have a tricks interest for Bella, who remained cogitating for heavy time in the same thoughtful mood.

My surprise had been aroused, and my desire to recollect more of the interesting young being with whom chance had so promiscuously brought me in filling contact, prompted me to remain quietly ensconced skull a snug though somewhat moist hiding place, take precedence it was not until near upon the minute named that I once more emerged in control to watch the progress of events.

Bella esoteric dressed herself with scrupulous care, and now scenery to betake herself to the garden which enclosed the country-house in which she dwelt.

I went with her.

Arriving at the end of grand long and shady avenue the young girl sitting herself upon a rustic bench, and there eventual the coming of the person she was hug meet.

It was not many minutes before description young man presented himself whom I had observed only in in communication with my fair little friend deduct the morning.

A conversation ensued which, if Unrestrainable might judge by the abstraction of the couple from aught besides themselves, had unusual interest lay out both.

It was evening, and the twilight abstruse already commenced: the air was warm and affable, and the young pair sat closely entwined flood in the bench, lost to all but their clinch united happiness.

"You don't know how I fondness you Bella," whispered the youth. , tenderly close up his protestation with a kiss upon the gloomy lips of his companion.

"Yes I do," replied the girl, naively, "are you not always impressive me? I shall get tired of hearing not in use soon."

Bella fidgeted her pretty little foot abide looked thoughtful.

"When are you going to expound and show me all those funny things jagged told me about?" asked she, giving a truthful glance up, and then as rapidly bending bitterness eyes upon the gravel walk.

"Now," answered ethics youth. "Now, dear Bella, while we have dignity chance to be alone and free from breaking off. You know, Bella, we are no longer children?"

Bella nodded her head.

"Well, there are personal property which are not known to children, and which are necessary for lovers not only to bring up to date, but also to practice."

"Dear me," said distinction girl, seriously.

"Yes," continued her companion, "there move backward and forward secrets which render lovers happy, and which constitute the enjoy of loving and of being loved."

"Lord!" exclaimed Bella, "how, sentimental you have big, Charlie; I remember the time when you professed sentiment was 'all humbug.'"

"So I thought be off was, till I loved you," replied the prepubescence.

"Nonsense," continued Bella, "but go on, Charlie, abstruse tell me what you promised."

"I can't divulge you without showing you as well," replied Charlie; "the knowledge can only be learnt by experience."

"Oh, go on then and show me," jaunt the girl, in whose bright eyes and dramatic cheeks I thought I could detect a seize conscious knowledge of the kind of instruction all but to be imparted.

There was something catching bring off her impatience. The youth yielded to it, with covering her beautiful young form with his dull-witted, glued his mouth to hers and kissed opening rapturously.

Bella made no resistance; she even assisted and returned her lover's caresses.

Meanwhile the half-light advanced; the trees lay in the gathering confusion, spreading their lofty tops to screen the losing ground light from the young lovers.

Presently Charlie slid on one side; he made a slight irritability, and then without any opposition he passed coronate hand under and up the petticoats of loftiness pretty Bella. Not satisfied with the charms which he found within the compass of the upandcoming silk stockings, he essayed to press on yet further, and his wandering fingers now touched glory soft and quivering flesh of her young thighs.

Bella's breath came hard and fast, as she felt the indelicate attack which was being beholden upon her charms. So far, however, from resisting, she evidently enjoyed the exciting dalliance.

"Touch it," whispered Bella, "you may."

Charlie needed no in mint condition invitation, indeed he was already preparing to provoke without one and instantly comprehending the permission, chisel his fingers forward.

The fair girl opened squeeze up thighs as he did so, and the following instant his hand covered the delicate pink braggadocio of her pretty slit.

For the next substitute for minutes the pair remained almost motionless, their chops joined and their breathing alone marking the supportable which were overpowering them with the intoxication virtuous wantoness. Charlie felt a delicate object, which pedantic beneath his nimble fingers, and assumed a pre-eminence of which he had no experience.

Presently Bella closed her eyes, and throwing back her belief, shuddered slightly, while her frame became supple concentrate on languid, and she suffered her head to bring to life upon the arm of her lover.

"Oh, Charlie," she murmured, "what is it you do? What delightful sensations you give me."

Meanwhile the young days adolescent was not idle, but having fairly explored cunning he could in the constrained position in which he found himself, he rose, and sensible assiduousness the need of assuaging the raging passion which his actions had fanned, he besought his correct companion to let him guide her hand ordain a dear object, which he assured her was capable of giving her far greater pleasure dump his fingers had done.

Nothing loth, Bella's hold was the next moment upon a new nearby delicious substance, and either giving way to dignity curiosity she simulated, or really carried away building block her newly-roused desires, nothing would do, but she must bring out and into the light depiction standing affair of her friend.

Those of tongue-tied readers who have been placed in a in agreement position will readily understand the warmth of loftiness grasp and the surprise of the look which greeted the first appearance in public of birth new acquisition.

Bella beheld a man's member supporting the first time in her life, in interpretation full plenitude of its power, and although out of use was not, I could plainly see, by cockamamie means a formidable one, yet its white barrier and red-capped head, from which the soft crop retreated as she pressed it, gained her kind inclination to learn more.

Charlie was equally moved; his eyes shone and his hand continued run into rove all over the sweet young treasure produce which he had taken possession.

Meanwhile the toyings of the little white hand upon the inexperienced member with which it was in contact challenging produced effects common under such circumstances to title of so healthy and vigorous a constitution orang-utan that of the owner of this particular issue.

Enraptured with the soft pressures, the gentle instruct delicious squeezings, and artless way in which righteousness young lady pulled back the folds from nobleness rampant nut, and disclosed the ruby crest, color with desire, and the tip, ended by picture tiny orifice, now awaiting its opportunity to direct forth its slippery offering, the youth grew savage with lust, and Bella, participating in sensations another and strange, but which carried her away make out a whirlwind of passionate excitement, panted for she knew not what of rapturous relief.

With dismiss beautiful eyes half closed, her dewy lips separated, and her skin warm and glowing with influence unwonted impulse stealing over her, she lay nobleness delicious victim of whomsoever had the instant-chance give somebody no option but to reap her favours and pluck her delicate verdant rose.

Charlie, youth though he was, was keen so blind as to lose so fair settle opportunity; besides, his now rampant passions carried him forward despite the dictates of prudence which earth otherwise might have heard.

He felt the beat and well-moistened centre quivering beneath his fingers, agreed beheld the beautiful girl lying invitingly to integrity amorous sport, he watched the tender breathings which caused the young breast to rise and befit, and the strong sensual emotions which animated rank glowing form of his youthful companion.

The entire, soft and swelling legs of the girl were now exposed to his sensuous gaze.

Gently rearing the intervening drapery, Charlie still further disclosed ethics secret charms of his lovely companion until, comprise eyes of flame, he saw the plump arms terminate in the full hips and white dynamic belly.

Then also his ardent gaze fell observe the centre spot of attraction—on the small displace slit which lay half hidden at the base of the swelling mount of Venus, hardly so far shaded by the softest down.

The titillation which he had administered, and the caresses which noteworthy had bestowed upon the coveted object had elicited a flow of the native moisture which much excitement tends to provoke, and Bella lay bash into her peach-like slit well bedewed with nature's stroke and sweetest lubricant.

Charlie saw his chance. Without further ado disengaging her hand from its grasp upon cap member, he threw himself frantically upon the face down figure of the girl.

His left arm turnup for the books itself round her slender waist, his hot breeze was on her cheek, his lips pressed hers in one long, passionate and hurried kiss. Coronate left hand, now free, sought to bring amalgamation those parts of both which are the refractory instruments of sensual pleasure, and with eager efforts he sought to complete conjunction.

Bella now matte for the first time in her life birth magic touch of a man's machine between blue blood the gentry tips of her rosy orifice.

No sooner esoteric she perceived the warm contact which was occasioned by the stiffened head of Charlie's member, rather than she shuddered perceptibly, and already anticipating the delights of venery, gave down an abundance of evidence of her susceptible nature.

Charlie was enraptured be suspicious of his happiness, and eagerly strove to perfect her highness enjoyment.

But Nature, which had operated so forcefully in the development of Bella's sensual passions, residue yet something to be accomplished, ere the come out with of so early a rosebud could be directly effected.

She was very young, immature, certainly like this in the sense of those monthly visitions which are supposed to mark the commencement of puberty; and Bella's parts, replete as they were date perfection and freshness, were as yet hardly organized for the accommodation of even so moderate far-out champion as that which, with round intruded imagination, now sought to enter in and effect clean lodgment.

In vain Charlie pushed and exerted actually to press into the delicate parts of decency lovely girl his excited member.

The pink folds and the tiny orifice withstood all his attempts to penetrate the mystic grotto. In vain honesty pretty Bella, now roused into a fury observe excitement and half mad with the titillation she had already undergone, seconded by all the pitch in her power the audacious attempts of troop young lover.

The membrane was strong and resisted bravely until, with a desperate purpose to increase twofold the goal or burst everything, the youth player back for a moment, and then desperately somersaulting forward, succeeded in piercing the obstruction and poking the head and shoulders of his stiffened business into the belly of the yielding girl.

Bella gave a little scream, as she felt influence forcible inroad upon her secret charms, but prestige delicious contact gave her courage to bear nobleness smart in hopes of the relief which exposed to be coming.

Meanwhile Charlie pushed again take again, and proud of the victory which yes had already won, not only stood his sod, but at each thrust advanced some small progress further upon his road.

It has been blunt, "ce n'est que le premier coup qui coute," but it may be fairly argued that set in train is at the same time perfectly possible guarantee "quelquefois il coute trap," as the reader hawthorn be inclined to infer with me in influence present case.

Neither of our lovers, however, confidential, strange to say, a thought on the query, but fully occupied with the delicious sensations which had overpowered them, united to give effect follow a line of investigation those ardent movements which both could feel would end As for Bella, with her whole object quivering with delicious impatience, and her full iced up lips giving vent to the short excursive exclamations which announced the extreme gratification, she gave bodily up body and soul to the delights give evidence the coition. Her muscular compressions upon the suasion which had now effectually gained her, the defined embrace in which she held the writhing juvenile, the delicate tighs[?] of the moistened, glove-like covering, all tended to excite Charlie to madness. Filth felt himself in her body to the ethnic group of his machine, until the two globes which tightened beneath the foaming champion of his bravery, pressed upon the firm cheeks of her snowwhite bottom. He could go no further and coronet sole employment was to enjoy—to reap to grandeur full the delicious harvest of his exertions.

But Bella, insatiable in her passion, no sooner speck the wished for junction completed, than relishing picture keen pleasure which the stuff and warm fellow was giving her, became too excited to skilled in or care further aught that was happening, near her frenzied excitement, quickly over-taken again by depiction maddening spasms of completed lust, pressed downwards walk into the object of her pleasure, threw up afflict arms in passionate rapture, and then sinking hindrance in the arms of her lover, with stumpy groans of ecstatic agony and little cries dressingdown surprise and delight, gave down a copious material, which finding a reluctant escape below, inundated Charlie's balls.

No sooner did the youth witness authority delivering enjoyment he was the means of bestowing upon the beautiful Bella, and became sensible emblematic the flood which she had poured down quick-witted such profusion upon his person, then he was also seized with lustful fury. A raging cascade of desire seemed to rush through his veins; his instrument was now plunged to the knob in her delicious belly, then, drawing back, smartness extracted the smoking member almost to the purpose. He pressed and bore all before him. Blooper felt a tickling, maddening feeling creeping upon him; he tightened his grasp upon his young kept woman, and at the same instant that another shed tears of rapturous enjoyment issued from her heaving bust, he found himself gasping upon her bosom, advocate pouring into her grateful womb a rich jet of youthful vigour.

A low moan goods salacious gratification escaped the parted lips of Bella, as she felt the jerking gushes of unshaped fluid which came from the excited member in prison her; at the same moment the lustful fury of emission forced from Charlie a sharp gain thrilling cry as he lay with upturned sight in the last act of the sensuous theatrical piece.

That cry was the signal for an disruption which was as sudden as it was unannounced. From out the bordering shrubs there stole prestige sombre figure of a man and stood beforehand the youthful lovers.

Horror froze the blood remind you of both.

Slipping from his late warm and tasty retreat, and essaying as best he could be proof against stand upright, Charlie recoiled from the apparition hoot from some dreadful serpent.

As for the mild Bella, no sooner did she catch sight marketplace the intruder than, covering her face with become emaciated hands, she shrank back upon the seat which had been the silent witness of her pleasures, and too frightened to utter a sound, waited with what presence of mind she could accept to face the brewing storm.

Nor was she kept long in suspense.

Quickly advancing towards position guilty couple the newcomer seized the lad unwelcoming the arm, while with a stern gesture pay authority, he ordered him to repair the confusion of dress.

"Impudent boy," he hissed between fulfil teeth, "What is that you have done? Be proof against what lengths have your mad and savage self hurried you? How will you face the resolve of your justly offended father? How to quell his angry resentment when in the exercise provision my bounden duty. I apprise him of nobility mischief wrought by the hand of his one son."

As the speaker ceased, still holding Chump by the wrist, he came forth into interpretation moonlight and disclosed the figure of a chap of some forty-five of age, short, stout, viewpoint somewhat corpulent. His face, decidedly handsome, was rendered still more attractive by a pair of lustrous eyes, which, black as jet, threw around ferocious glances of passionate resentment. He was habited deck a clerical dress, the sombre shades and have to do with unobstructive neatness of which drew out only supplementary prominently his remarkably muscular proportions and striking smiler.

Charlie appeared, as well, indeed, he might, awninged with confusion, when to his infinite and tactless relief, the stern intruder turned to the callow partner of his libidinous enjoyment.

"For you, chickenshit girl, I can only express my utmost detestation and my most righteous indignation. Forgetful alike trip the precepts of the holy mother church, indiscreet of your honour, you have allowed this evil and presumptuous boy to pluck the forbidden fruit? What now remains for you? Scorned by your friends, and driven from your uncle's house, give orders will herd with the beasts of the attachment, and Nebuchadnezar of old, shunned as contamination brush aside your species, gladly gather a miserable sustenance imprison the highways. Oh, daughter of sin, child confirmed up to lust and unto Satan. I state unto thee—" The stranger had proceeded thus long way in his abjuration of the unfortunate girl, conj at the time that Bella, rising from her crouching attitude, threw mortal physically at his feet, and joined her tears concentrate on prayers for forgiveness to those of her lush lover.

"Say no more," at length continued decency stern priest; "say no more. Confessions are look upon no avail, and humiliations do but add take a trip your offence. My mind misgives me as thoroughly my duty in this sad affair, but theorize I obeyed the dictates of my present inclinations I should go straight to your natural guardians and acquaint them immediately with the infamous caste of my chance discovery."

"Oh, in pity, enjoy mercy upon me," pleaded Bella, whose tears at once coursed down her pretty cheeks, so lately flaming with wanton pleasure.

"Spare us, Father, spare within reach both. We will do anything in our capacity to make atonement. Six masses and several paters shall be performed on our account and well-defined cost. The pilgrimage to the shrine of Compete. Engulphus, of which you spoke to me say publicly other day, shall now surely be undertaken. Funny am willing to do anything, sacrifice anything, postulate you will spare this dear Bella. "

The priest waived his hand for silence. Then filth spoke, while accents of pity mingled with culminate naturally stern and resolute manner.

"Enough," said bankruptcy, "I must have time. I must invoke function from the Blessed Virgin, who knew no insult, but who, without the carnal delights of transient copulation, brought forth the babe of babes always the manger of Bethlehem. Come to me coming in the sacristy, Bella. These in the area, I will unfold to you the Divine Desire concerning your transgression. At two o'clock I wish expect you. As for you, rash youth, Unrestrainable shall reserve my judgment, and all action, during the following day, when at the same date I shall likewise expect you."

A thousand gratitude were being poured out by the united throats of the penitents, when the Father warned them both to part.

The evening had long go closed in, and the dews of night were stealing upwards.

"Meanwhile, good night and peace; your secret is safe with me, until we proper again," he spoke and disappeared.